Saturday, June 2, 2012

No. 733 – The Girl I Knew Somewhere


Performer: The Monkees
Songwriter: Michael Nesmith
Original Release: A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You single
Year: 1967
Definitive Version: None

It wasn’t until I compiled the data for this here blog that I learned that this song was written by Mike Nesmith. I always assumed that it was Goffin & King or Boyce & Hart or another of The Monkees’ regular writers. I knew Nesmith wrote a few of the band’s songs, but this song doesn’t sound like his sound.

Nesmith is an interesting dude. One of my favorite Steve & Garry tapes is the one from 1987 or so when they interviewed Nesmith in the studio for an hour. Aside from his mother inventing Liquid Paper, which made him rich, and The Monkees, which is interesting in and of itself, he’s done some pretty cool stuff.

He was a music-video pioneer and developed the show that turned into MTV. He cast Hulk Hogan before he became Hulk Hogan in one of his videos and produced Repo Man and Tapheads.

And of course, he signed off on creating likely the most mismatched tour of all-time, although it was Mickey who suggested having The Jimi Hendrix Experience warm-up for The Monkees. Nesmith told several fascinating Hendrix stories and Beatles stories, and it was cool that even though they were The Monkees—the oft-derided fake group—those guys definitely were connected to the cutting edge.

Of course, I was a Monkees fan when I was a kid. I had the 45s of Last Train to Clarksville and Pleasant Valley Sunday and a few others, I think. I knew this song back then, but I didn’t really start to get into it until some three decades later as a result of its inclusion on one of Jin’s What-I’m-Listening-To-Now tapes.

At about the same time—1998 or 1999—an associate of Debbie’s was throwing a holiday party at his home in Bexley, which is largely the Jewish Upper Arlington—upper middle class to straight out upper class. The style of houses and the tree-lined streets are nearly identical.

Anyway, it was a decent shindig, complete with really good food—and a ton of it—and good wine. I’d never had pate before; I knew what it was and wasn’t interested, but this one wasn’t liver but a mushroom-duck combo, and if I had one bite, I had half the ball. That and some cheese with a cabernet? Yes, please.

But what stood out from that night happened toward the end of the evening. I can’t remember how it happened, but Debbie and I ended up talking with another woman, who was married, probably in her late 30s, early 40s and attractive. That wasn’t the problem; the problem was that she was sitting next to me (Debbie was on the other side of me), had a little too much to drink and almost every other sentence began to put her hand on my thigh.

I noticed—I’m a guy—and while it was obviously a little too familiar and probably flirtatious, I didn’t say anything, because nothing was going to happen. I suppose if she were putting her hand somewhere else, I would have had to say something, like, “don’t stop.” I’m kidding, of course. I just ignored it.

Debbie most definitely noticed it, and I could sense the smoke coming out of her ears. At about the moment when I envisioned the entire plate of pate ending up on this woman’s face, Debbie announced that—oh, look at the time—we had to be on our way.

I don’t recall that she read me the riot act on the way home. Rather, we ended up joking about the incident, so she’s the “girl” I knew somewhere.

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