Performer: Genesis
Songwriter: Tony Banks
Original Release: Wind and Wuthering
Year: 1976
Definitive Version: Three Sides Live, 1982
“I slept with your
girlfriend last night.”
That’s what Scott told me
over the phone one evening while I was at Northwestern in the Fall of 1986. Well,
not only did I know about this; I even approved of the arrangement!
Now before you have a fit of
apoplexy, allow me to explain.
When Genesis announced a
tour in 1986, they said they were doing only a few dates in select (read: huge)
cities. Chicago was one of them, but I assumed that the said ducats would be
long gone by the time I got there.
But at about the time I
left, Genesis announced additional dates in a second leg, one of which included
Cleveland, or more properly the Richfield Mausoleum. The concert wasn’t until
January 1987, and although I had no idea what my class schedule would be at
that time—and I assumed I’d have classes—I wasn’t about to back out. This was
freaking Genesis, after all. In 1986, they were my favorite active band. There wasn’t
a chance I was going to miss out on it if I could help it.
The concert would be on a
Sunday night, so I could come down that weekend and drive back after the
concert or at least get as far as I could before stopping and then driving in
first thing in the morning before classes. What the heck: I’m 22. I’ll figure
something out.
Because I’d be at
Northwestern when tickets went on sale, Scott was in charge of getting tickets.
Back then, of course, there was really only one way to get tickets: You had to
go to the local Ticketron or Ticketbastard outlet, which meant Buzzard’s Nest.
And for the biggies—and Genesis was a biggie in 1986, at least to us—you had to
camp out.
Scott was willing to thus
commit, which is one of the reasons I love him. He was a Boy Scout, so what’s
sleeping on a concrete sidewalk? And after all, this was FREAKING GENESIS. I
would have been right beside him had I been in town, but I told him I’d be
there in spirit.
I can’t remember whether it
was concern for Scott’s welfare, since it wasn’t going to be in the best part
of town (although not in a bad part, at least at that time), or just the
general excitement of the whole event, but Beth decided to camp out, too. This
was a surprising development, because Beth was never grungy EVER.
So, my girlfriend, who was
almost never in public without makeup and being dressed to the nines, was going
to camp out for concert tickets? Now I REALLY wanted to be there.
On the night of the campout,
Beth called me from a nearby pay phone and said that she and Scott had set up
on the sidewalk and were the only ones there. Sounds like a potential payoff to
me.
And the next night, Scott
called and delivered the words stated above with a poops-eating grin that was
audible over the phone.
“I slept with your
girlfriend last night.”
What a bastard. OK, what he
said was literally true, and in all honesty, it was exactly what a
14-going-on-15-year-old younger brother should say. I mean I would have been
disappointed if he HADN’T said that.
Cute, Scott. So, did you get
the tickets?
Oh, they got the tickets all
right … right in the upper deck behind the stage. I couldn’t have gotten much
worse seats, and I couldn’t get seats where I was, so that made the travails
all worth it, right?
Of course it was worth it,
just so Scott could pound a little sand up big brother’s butt.
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