Saturday, August 11, 2012

No. 663 – Do What You Like

Performer: Blind Faith
Songwriter: Ginger Baker
Original Release: Blind Faith
Year: 1969
Definitive Version: None

The first year after we bought our house, Debbie and I spent most of our time just figuring out what we were doing, so we only tried to maintain the status quo. The next spring, in 1998, we started to add our own touches.

Debbie was very in to birds, so working to attract them was our main addition. We started off with a hanging feeder in the back of the yard, but that wasn’t close enough to the windows in the back great room, so we added another feeder on a post in the middle of the backyard. Then we added a suet feeder and a hummingbird feeder at the deck … and a birdbath—anything to bring the birds close enough to be caught by the lenses of Debbie’s omnipresent camera.

Of course, it wasn’t long before the endless war against the squirrels trying to steal the food began in earnest. At our nursery, in the area where they kept the bird products, they had a cartoon of one masked squirrel holding up a few birds while another stuffed the bird seed into a bag.

That’s right. Squirrels are nothing more than the gun-toting thugs of the backyard. They’re rats with bushy tails; that’s all. Baffles, grease on the pole and running out onto the deck and chucking stones at the punks were employed to varying degrees of success. What I really wanted was a BB gun to give them some real disincentive, but I was afraid I’d shoot my eye out, so I didn’t take that drastic step.

Aside from the squirrels, we attracted all kinds of birds. Cardinals, chickadees, nuthatches and—especially—bluebirds were our favorites. Every once in a while we’d get something we rarely noticed, like a cedar waxwing or a flicker. We also got some birds that were unwanted, like a huge red-tail hawk that would bring the activities of the backyard to an eerily silent halt.

I was on the deck once when I noticed a downy woodpecker on the suet feeder. These birds generally are shy around humans—they’d fly and not come back as soon as they heard me coming around the corner or opening the back door—but this one didn’t move, even when I was about a foot from it. I surmised that the hawk must be around, and the woodpecker had picked its poison: The human might not want to eat me, but the hawk definitely does. So I let it alone, and sure enough, I spotted the hawk up on the power line. I chased him off.

Another time, however, I wasn’t as successful in protecting the smaller birds. I was working in the backyard during the summer and went to the garage to get something. When I came back, just as I was turning the corner to enter the backyard, a mad rush of birds buzzed over head, and I could see that the hawk had just come out of nowhere and nailed a bird on the back feeder. I could see the bright red that the hawk had pinned under its claws on the ground, stirring frantically. It got a cardinal. I ran out, yelling, but it took off with its prey.

I was ticked. Why did it have to be a cardinal? There are two million worthless sparrows out here to which it was more than welcome. Why not take one—or a few dozen—of those? I didn’t openly declare war on the hawk as I had the squirrels, but there would be no détente between us after that. Yes, I know—the circle of life and all that. That doesn’t mean I had to be happy about it.

The summer of 1998 also was when we got our favorite backyard visitors, but I’ll leave that story for another day.

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